To be fair, this isn’t really a proper CBD fashion bingo shot. I’m fairly certain that the Ali G wannabe was American.
This was taken at the Opera House, I was sitting outside with baby Lemmy Killer while the rest of the family were enjoying “The Cat in the Hat”. Not the greatest of pictures and I was too slow to get a frontal so I can’t prove it but he had the stupid patterned facial hair and a bunch of chains to go with the hip hop pyjamas.
I’ve noticed that the average weight of the people who take the guided tour of the Opera House seems to be about 15kg above the national average. There’s a PhD grant just begging to be allocated on this observation, I’m sure.
Later in the morning I discovered that there is someone ruder than me in Sydney. In the temporary sandpit outside the studio theatre a young black kid was playing happily while her (white) adopted parents looked on. A group of Chinese tourists walked past and started taking photos of her, obviously without bothering to ask anyone if it was all right. Her mother sat down with her protectively.
One of the tourists asked her, “are you mother?”. Mum confirmed this.
She pointed at her husband.
Clearly confused, the tourist just couldn’t help herself;
I don’t know, cultural differences an’ all that aside, but can you be any fucking ruder?