As debuts (“day boohs” in the vernacular) go, this is a stunner.

New correspondent “Brainer” sent this through today as an entry in two of our world-famous competitions, The Richmond Game and CBD Dress Code Bingo.

Apparently the lady on the left and grandad on the right were an item.

I think I’ll give this a 58 on the Richmond scale.

We then come to his clothes.

What to say. “Brainer” describes this wardrobe as follows;

Brown slip on boat shoes, blue trousers, exceptionally shiny/shimmery brown jacket (with a kind of purple hue (the pictures really do not do it justice)), white and grey jumbo stripped shirt and a black belt, and the whole ensemble sporting a pretty high level of crumple. Happy for the belt to be discounted as it does not appear in the shot but scouts honour I did check.

Stunning effort, young man. Well played, slow hand clap.

But what I like best about this entry is Brainer’s admission that the thrill of the chase overtook him. We’ve got another one hooked.