Next month I will be going under the surgeon’s scalpel. Don’t panic, nothing too serious, just a little repair work post a 20+ year rugby career. Without going into huge detail, let’s just say a flanker in the Hampstead RFC first fifteen and a winger (oh, the indignity of being injured by a winger) for Hong Kong Kowloon are directly responsible for Charlie being kept awake by snoring nowadays. And no, we don’t share our bedroom with them both in some bizarre ménage a quatre.

Anyway, I have to complete the pre-operation questionnaire and send it off. This is the first question;

Wear do you think I should write the answer and what clothes should I were to the appointment?

I’m sure the form wasn’t written by the surgeon and he’s highly competent. Erm……