Did you ever play that memory game as a kid where you go around a group trying to remember an increasing number of fictional items purchased from a shop?

Here’s a start on the Aldi WTF? version;

I went to Aldi and bought…..

An apple
A bunk bed

Chairs and table garden furniture

Deodorant
Eggs
Fish fillets
Garden water feature
Happy sitting budha

Ice cream
Jam
Etc. etc.