Since winning the NSW elections, it would seem that the new Liberal state government hasn’t really been paying enough attention to a wanky waste of taxpayers’ money the Climate Change Council.

The Environment Minister, Robyn Parker, hasn’t met them for over a year apparently. Poor loves.

The CEO, John Connor (no, not that one) has done all the usual stuff; ringing all their mutual friends and asking whether they knew why she wasn’t returning his phone calls, drunk SMSing her at 1am, sending soppy mix tapes with love songs, sitting in his car outside her house crying, etc.

All to no avail though. She’s simply not having any of it.

He’s even tried sending her a lovely photo of him (fully clothed, phew) standing in a bunch of plants to make her feel guilty about all the trees that will die if she keeps avoiding him.

We’ve all been there John, at some point in our lives we’ve all found ourselves obsessing about a man or a woman who just doesn’t seem to notice we even exist. The important thing is to get over the crush quickly and move on without ending up being named in a Restriction Order.

Planting a story in the tame Sydney Property Advertiser Morning Herald is not going to help your cause one little bit.

In fact, it’s simply likely to speed up the inevitable; your funding will get cancelled and you’ll have to get a proper job.

Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.